I'M JUST SAYIN'

Isn’t it time to feel

Abashed about

How

self-absorbed

Self –satisfied

Self-important

Self-righteous

We have all become?

Not just the fat ass boomers

Who have declared that 60 is the

New 50

And

50 the

New 40

But the young ones too

All emo

And angst

And OMG

and

WTF

And

Hooking up

(like they invented it!)

‘cause being in a

“relationship”

Is so

Lame

And

Needy.

We all bear our burdens and

The difficulty of our

Lives

While having

Our

Toes done

Or

At the gym

Or Starbucks

Or the Lower East Side

Or

Williamsburg

Or the

Upper West Side

Or SoBro

Or anywhere else it makes us feel

Virtuous and cutting edge to live

I’m

Just Sayin’